bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

two guys probably

  1. bro 1: dude you clean yourself? bro what are you a GIRL?
  2. bro 2: bro no look my shampoo says "FOR MEN" on it
  3. bro 1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

ja